Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Anything's A Weapon

Upon finding out that my indecent neighbor was a child molester who had been talking to my daughter, I went out to confront him while he was standing in my yard.

After telling him to stay away from my child, he became very vocal. Frustrated by his ignorance, I told him, "You better understand what I'm telling you, or else!"

"Or else what?" he asked.

Looking down and seeing my fluffy grey cat, Tiger, by my feet, I reached down and grabbed him by his hind legs and swung him towards my neighbor like a bat. With his screeching, yowling voice and claws extended, I hit him smack in the face and said as Tiger went for the kill, "Or else this!"

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